Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 24, 2004
"I can't believe you're forcing me out as staff cartoonist." "I'm not forcing you out Nate. I'm just giving Artur a chance!" "I'm the editor, and it's my editorial opinion that you could best serve the paper in another capacity." "Like what?" "There's an opening as a lunch menu correspondent." "Lunch menu correspondent?" "Just what is American chop suey? Readers want to know."