Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 14, 2003

Transcript:

"Tired of the same old superheros? Meet...Superdad!...the world's only bald superhero with a slight paunch!" "Faster than the average 46-year-old!" "Gasp! Pant! Heave!" "Mommy, is that man having a heart attack?" "Stronger than a jar of sweet mini gherkins!..." "Yes! Got it!" "Now that's muscle!" "but you used vise grips!" "More powerful than...than...uh...well, we'll come back to that one." "Zzzzonk!" "Able to leap to conclusions in a single bound!" "who ate the last doughnut? It was you, wasn't it, Nate?" "Yes, he's superdad!! Defender of the defenseless! Protector of the weak! Fearless guardian of the..." "Ding dong!" "You answer that." "Hi, there! May I speak to the head of the household about vinyl siding?" "I'm not here."