Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 07, 2003
"Grumble" "Dad, going on a diet doesn't mean you have to be so grim!" "Yeah, dad! Stop taking it so seriously! You've got to be able to laugh at yourself a little bit!" "For example, you should say: 'Hey, I'm so fat, I put on my belt with a boomerang!'" "I've got a million of 'em, folks! I'm here all week!" "I need a doughnut."