Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 18, 2002
NATE: Dad, why won't you get me a dog? A kid needs a dog to play with! DAD: You can play with Mr. Eustis's dog! NATE: Spitsy? DAD: He loves you! He's always following you around! PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT NATE: I'd like to point out that there's a ifference between being followed and being stalked. TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!