Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 16, 2002
DAD: Here, Nate! I want you to wear this for school picture day tomorrow! NATE: A bow tie! Bow ties are for dorks! DAD: That's not true! Bow ties are elegant! Think refinement! Think sophistication! ELLEN: I'm off to my job at "Dilly Burger!" Today I get to be the pickle girl! NATE: You were saying?