Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 08, 2001
COACH: Wright! What's the hold-up here? The scrimmage is starting! Everybody's waiting! NATE: I can't find my mouthguard. COACH: Again? What's that, the tenth time today? NATE: It was here a second ago. COACH: Is this is? NATE: Yeah! Yeah, that's it! COACH: Well don't just stand there! Put it in! Now get out there! Time's a-wasting! Go! Go! Go! WUMP! Ptoo! ??? NATE: I can't find my mouthguard.