Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 01, 2001
"History is full of so many mysterious characters." "Like Crispus Attucks! Was he a hero, or the ring-leader of a drunken mob?' "Here's my question about Crispus Attucks..." "If he worked at an orchard would you call him 'Apple Crispus'?" "Some characters are bigger mysteries than others." "That's a good one. I'll add that to our footnotes."