Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 17, 2001
"Hey, did you hear about our Harry Potter club? Teddy is Ron, Sheila is Hermione and I'm Harry." "How come you get to be Harry? i want to be Harry." "Sorry, I got dibs on harry. You can be Neville." "Neville? But he's a total screw up." "Exactly." "Will Nate Wright report ro the detention room?" "Hey, your fly's open." "You're perfect for him."