Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 09, 2000

Transcript:

"Mrs. Czerwicki, I'm Nate 'Scoop' Wright of the P.S. 38 Weekly Bugle! Is it true you've just broken a torrid affair with the school janitor?" "What? No!" "So the torrid affair is still going on, then?" "No! No, it's not!" "Ah, the once torrid affair has now cooled!" "No! No! Nothing has cooled!!" "'Affair with janitor still ablaze, says Czerwicki'" "Stop!"