Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 12, 1999
August 11, 1999
August 13, 1999
Transcript:
Guy: Hey, kid! Take a ride on the "Flame Thrower"? Nate: No, thanks. The best ride is the "Zipper." Guy: Oh, yeah? Well, does the "Zipper" have a warning like this? Nate: "This ride is not recommended for pregnant women, children under ten, adults over fifty, those on heart medication, or those prone to seizures." Coool! Nate: Hey, guys! Guy: That sign was a good investment.
HOW TO MAKE A GOOD ROLLERCOASTER:
1. Make it be at least a minute and 30 seconds long.
2. A really, really, really tall drop.
3. Make it prone to any injuries that require hospitality.
And you got yourself a good rollercoaster!