Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 08, 1999
Transcript:
Ellen: Oh, diary! I have so much to tell you! Dang. Not again! Gordie: Hi, Nate. Is Ellen around? Nate: Gordie! My man! Come on in! Nate: Ellen's upstairs while you wait, can I interest you in a little light reading? Gordie: Light reading? Nate: Yup! This here's a hot little page-turner entitled "Ellen's Diary"! Nate: Lots of good stuff in here! Like this: "May 25th - That Mark Kessler is so cute! Hope he's my partner on the science project!" Nate: Ah! Isn't the honesty touching? Just a girl, a pen and her deepest, most private thoughts! Nate: Yes, there's nothing like a diary for chronicling all the significant events of - ... Childhood. Nate: August 8th - Turning in early. Bad headache.
Replay with yes if you want a cool yo mama joke.