Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 30, 1999
Player: Hey, Wright! Shake a leg! You're on deck! Nate: nope not me. Nate: This team isn't for me, I'm asking to be traded back to "Joe's Chicken." Player: What? Player: But they stink! We're the team that never loses! What are you going back to them for? Nate: I prefer to play for a winner..