Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 29, 1999
Nate: this stinks! These guys on the eagles are a bunch of jerks...the coach is psycho...What am I doing on this team? Nate: So they're winning! So what? Does that make them so great? Ohhh, look at us! We're the eagles! Were so much better than anyone else! Coach: Hey! Wright! Wake up! Unzip your lip! Let's hear some chatter! Nate: Come on, "Joe's chicken"!!