Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 16, 1999
Nate: I can't believe I've been traded to the eagles! Francis: You are so lucky, Nate! Nate: But...But I won't be with you guys! Francis: But you'll be playing for a winner! We stink! Teddy: We're awful Francis: We're inept Teddy: We're wretched Francis: We're putrid! Teddy: We're repugnant! Francis: We're festering!