Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 09, 1999
Teddy: What's that? Nate: What does it look like? It's a trombone! Nate: I'm learning to play! Everybody knows girls love musicians! This thing is going to make me a total babe magnet! Blaat! Nate: As I improve, I'll probably get some groupies! Teddy: I think you've got one already.