Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 02, 1999
Manager: Sorry, Chip, but it's all about Q ratings! Chip: "Q ratings"? Manager: The index of how much the viewing public likes you! For example, Michel Jordan is at the top of the Q rating list! Chip: Where am I on that list? Manager: Number 100 is Dan Rather...Number 500 is Leonard Nimoy... Number 1,000 is Linda Tripp.... Chip: I got beat out by Linda Tripp? Ah, here you are! Just behind Jeffrey Dahmer!