Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 18, 1998
Dr. Cesspool Comix! On the set of"ER"... Director: Dr. Cesspool, as our medical consultant, it's your job to make sure that our show seems authentic! Dr: Gotcha! Director: Now in thei scene, a patient is admitted in critical condition! His skull is fractured, he has multiple internal injuries, he's lost a leg, and his heart has stopped! Director: What we want to know is: What would a real doctor do? Dr: Well, right away I'd get his shirt and pants off! Director: To get a better look at the injuries? Dr: To look for his insurance card. If I can't find one, I call security.