Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 17, 1998

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The "cutting" edge of humor! Dr. Cesspool! Nurse: Doctor! I've been looking for you! You're due in surgery! Now! Dr: Sorry, nurse... Dr: My days as an ordinary staff physician are over! I've been offered a job in Hollywood as a medical consultant for the TV drama "ER"! Dr: What an opportunity! Why, I might even end up getting a part on the show! Nurse: But doctor! There's a part for you right here! Dr: Really? A big part? Nurse: About a size 12. Look, just sew it back on.