Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 11, 1998

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Nate: Man, at first I thought I wouldn't sell ANY Junior Woodchuck cookies today! Nate: ... But then I started telling people I only have a few months to live! You should have seen them pull out their wallets THEN! Nate: A few months to live! Pretty smart, right, Dad? Nate: Right, Dad? Dad: You may have been closer to the truth than you realize...