Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 25, 1997
Nate: *gesturing to Angie* Dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Angie! Angie: Hi Mr. Wright. I've heard a lot about you. Dad: *shakes Angie's hand* Pleased to meet you, Angie... Dad to Nate: ...FINALLY. Dad to Angie: Anyway...so what have you heard about me? Nate: *thinking* If she dumps me, at least I'll know why.