Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 18, 1997
THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF SUPERDAD! The world's only bald superhero with a slight paunch! As our story opens, the mild mannered Dad is enjoying a quiet day at home... Munch Munch TV: Ooh! He left the 8-pin, Bo! WHEN SUDDENLY his solitude is shattered by a cry of... OS: HELP! DAD: Hark! With superhuman speed and grace, Dad transforms himself into Superdad, defender of the defenseless! Dad streaks to the scene, where he encounters an act of unspeakable horror! OS: Help! Help! DAD: GASP! Will Superdad intervene? Will he leap to the rescue? OS: Help! No! Superdad turns and walks away! Oh, the callousness! Oh, the indifference! NATE: I said help! Noogie noogie noogie DAD: You're on your own.