Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 04, 1997
Panel 1: "Okay, Ellen. Stand right here. Don't move." Panel 2: "So the goal down at that end is the boot and your SISTER?" "Ssshh! She doesn't know why I asked her to stand there." Panel 3: "I guess you could say she's DUMB AS A POST! WA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Panel 4: "There's entirely too much violence in hockey..."