Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 15, 1996
Teddy: Man! This lady's garden is HUGE! Nate: Big gardens mean big money - HEY! What's this? Teddy: What? Nate: Bones! Look at THIS! A SKULL! LOOK at this thing! What a DISCOVERY! It could be a DINOSAUR! I may have uncovered an entirely new SPECIES! Teddy: A diosaur wearing a rhinestone collar? woman: BOOTSY!