Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 26, 1996
Mrs. Godfrey: What's this about, boys? Why won't you do your skit? Francis: It's Nate's fault! He was supposed to play the par of Lewis and now he won't. Nate: Hey, how was I to know the guy's name was Meriwether? Francis: I did do research and I want to play the part of Sacagawea Francis: Sacagawea is a girl! Nate: He is?