Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 26, 1995
The warped escapades of...DR. CESSPOOL! In the studio of Dr. Cesspool's call-in radio show... caller: I have a terrible problem. Doctor. I hope you can help me. About every five minutes, I'm overcome by violent fits of coughing! I know that doesn't sound all that serious *koff!*...but it...*koff!* *koff!* Just a sec, Doc. *koff!* I need to clear out my nasal passages. *koff!* koff! KOFF! Snort! KOFF! KOFF! *HACK* Ooogh...What is THAT? Dr.: Let's go to a commercial.