Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 07, 1995
OV: TWO!... FOUR!... SIX!... EIGHT!... Who do we appreciate? OV: Joe's Frozen Yogurt! Joe's Frozen Yogurt! YAAAAAAY! OV: Hee hee! "Joe's frozen yogurt"! OV: What a dopey name! Nate: Grumble... Dad: Well! Back from the game, eh? Dad: How did "Joe's Frozen Yogurt" do on opening day? Nate: We lived up to our name, dad. Nate: We got licked.