Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 03, 1995
Nate Wright, Master psychic, predicts that we're having fish sticks for lunch today! Nate: YES! Fish sticks! My E.S.P. never fails! Francis: They serve fish sticks EVERY Wednesday! Nate: Hey, you can be a non-believer if you want, but I DO have the power! I'm an orifice! Nate: Or is that oracle? Francis: No, you were right the first time.