Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 26, 1994
Francis: Get your report card? Nate: Yup. Francis: How'd you do? Nate: Well, how I did is not really relevant. The REAL issue is how I managed to survive the school year at ALL! Instead of a report card, I should get a MEDAL for battling against such IMPOSSIBLE odds! It was like all the teachers were out to GET me! They didn't WANT me to succeed! Sure, it might look like my grades weren't that great, but in actuality, just to PASS everything was a triumph of will! So really, all things considered, I did pretty darn well! Francis: I don't doubt it. I can already tell you aced "revisionist history."