Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 12, 1994
The Adventures of DAN CUPID, Love Consultant! Dan: Well, so long, Pops! Sorry I couldn't help you find a sweetie! Time for me to hit the road! Time to go back to where I came from! Dad: Where DO you come from? Dan: Cloud three! Dad: "Cloud three"? Dan: I want to move over to Cloud Nine, but the rents are MURDER!