Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 11, 1993
The Zany Adventures of... Dr. Cesspool! Hello, nurse! I'm back from the seminar! Did you learn how to be more sensitive to your patients? I sure did! I've written down some sensitive phrases on these handy index cards! Now I've got the perfect comment for every situation! Doctor! Gasp! I... I'm having chest pains! "Ha. ha, Remember, (Patient's name), laughter is the best medicine!"