Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 18, 1991
Standard test! A few weeks ago in school we took what is called a "vocational aptitude" test. Today we are getting the results. Okay, people, break out those #2 pencils! No, you can't use a pen! Did you hear me say "pen"? The way the test works is: You answer all sorts of "Multiple choice" questions about your abilities and interests and stuff. Dang these little ovals! Then a computer analyzes the answers you gave and tells you what kiind of career you are going to have. Francis: Something lucrative, I hope. Nate: Tell me about it! My allowance is pathetic!