Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 17, 1991
TV: Hi, there! And welcome to "oil painting with Rusty!" I'm your host, Rusty Sienna! Well, friends, what shall we paint today? Dad: A woman.A woman of uncommon beauty! A woman with silken blond hair! A woman with ivory white teeth! A caring woman! an understanding woman! A woman unafraid to speak her mind and follow her heart! A woman with piercing blue eyes which gaze straight into the depths of my very soul!! TV: A mountain? Good! Nate: Do you mind?