Big Nate: First Class by Lincoln Peirce for April 05, 2015
Look up in the sky! What the heck it it? It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a blimp! It's SUPERDAD! Yes, Superdad! With powers and abilities that make mere mortals go "Dang!" Voice of mere mortal: DANG! Superdad! He can change the course of mighty rivers! DAD: Call the plumber! Superdad! He can leap a tall building in a single bound! DAD: Nate! I told you to pick up these toys gosh darn it! SUPERDAD! He can bend steel in his bare hands!! DAD: Yikes! NATE: Yes, Superdad! Fighting for truth, justice and the American Way! DAD: Thank you Nate...that's very nice. NATE: Superdad! Disguised as a bald, paunchy divorce... DAD: I said THANK YOU, Nate!