Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for July 16, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    Unused and gathering dust, huh?

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    baraktorvan  3 months ago

    Just wait until you need glasses, then get the photo-ray variety. Only thing I hate about them is they don’t work in the car, but otherwise I love them.

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    Smartphones don’t need sunglasses.

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    uhohlol  3 months ago

    Chemistry set? Rockets or bombs are the outside projects that come to mind.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    “Is this the way you’re gonna argue? Making really good points?”

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 3 months ago

    The hundreds of shoes and tons of clothing, plus the $2,000 sewing machine et al in my ex roommates closet, never gave her any joy or motivation. The collection got so big that she moved her bedroom furniture into the living room and her bedroom became her closet. Having stuff doesn’t motivate.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 3 months ago

    I don’t understand why his parents wouldn’t insist that Junior have and wear eye protection on a bright sunny day.

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