You have a choice? This little piggy went to market, a big bag of bacon came home. This little piggy was roast pork and this little piggy, all bone; and this little piggy managed to escape and went to live in the Hundred Acre Wood with Pooh and his friends.
They’re glad to get away from him. He’s such a boar.
Sorry, but we need you now to be cured in time to be and Easter ham.