B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 04, 2022

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When will they ever learn not to say that.

Just like I tell my boss to never say “this is an easy project.”

It’s bad enough to be shipwrecked, but to be stranded on a floating island?

gotta be so humid there – phew

“How could it be worse?”

Being shipwrecked on a FLOATING desert island.

Speak of the devil

Just need to run back and forth ’till your pooped out…….

“You just HAD to ask, didn’t you?”

A big sneeze could help just about now.

Although I didn’t notice any sign of it in the sky, this could be protection from a storm (or maybe from a tsunami).

What the heck (the more famous h word is on GoComics’ banned list) was it, a floating island?

Could this be a prequel of “Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters”?

This might not be all bad, depending on which whale. In the Disney movie, ‘Willie, the Operatic Whale’, 1946 that uvula produced a 4-voice range from bass to contra tenor. Was a great film except for the tragic ending. However, in this situation, a dispeptic whale could bring rumbles in the night.

could be raining?

Look on the bright side … you’ll be the 1st to discover Nineveh …

from being on a desert island to being a dessert island?

It’s not the worse yet.

They have ships?

PINOCCHIOOOoooooooo

Tsk, tsk, all those teeth and he doesn’t chew his food!

No, really. How could it possibly get worse than this?

A few thousand years later this will be come a re-run in the Bible, only the creature will be a whale.

I have to sneeze….now what?

A true omnivore, eating plants, animal, and environment.

At least we can stay in shape – there is a punching bag!

He never learns to keep his mouth shut…

It likes a little sand and protein with it’s food.

Now they have something to eat.

About to be schmeared by a uvula.

Their only alternative is to run around and around till they’re all pooped out.

I guess the whale thought he said it was a dessert island!

Uh…. lots worse at the end of the trail……

Goes right along with, what else can go wrong?

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People who live in Britain are “Brits”.People who live in Scotland are “Scots”.People who live in Wales are " Jonahs".

One of those things you should never say… “How could it get worse?”… ‘cuz there’s always an answer

A sea of digestive juices is coming their way

NEVER say that Murphy takes it as a challenge.

As soon as that palm tree tickles that uvula you’ll want to hold on Ralph

Reminds me of my best friend, who would always say, “What ELSE could go wrong?” And then, of course, something worse would always happen… Told him that he’s got to stop asking that of God…

Hush, little baby don’t say a word

Papa’s gonna buy you a mockingbird

Boy. Talk about being a little down in the mouth!

This has to be an homage to Jonah and the whale.

“Just sit right back and your hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip” …. ;)

Is it the Prince of Whales?,

That thing’s expression, though.