B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 04, 2021

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    David_the_CAD  6 months ago

    just remember to wash it when you do

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    He wants it back now so you might have to be put to sleep permanently so he can cut it out since doing the Heinrich maneuver on a turtle is difficult.

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    Enter.Name.Here  6 months ago

    “In a few days I won’t WANT it back! Yuck!”

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  6 months ago

    If I were him, I’d buy a new ball from Peter.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Mark it up as a hole in one and move on.

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    guinevere25  6 months ago

    heimlich ?

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    Will the golf ball be cleaned and turtle-waxed?

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    Wilde Bill  6 months ago

    That assumes that the turtle is able to pass the ball.

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    dave1960  6 months ago

    “There’s good eating in one of those” ~ Small Gods ~ Terry Pratchett

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    Purple People Eater  6 months ago

    Play it as it lies.

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    dflak  6 months ago

    In prehistoric days men beat the ground with sticks and swore oaths. Today we call it golf.

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    Wirepuncher   6 months ago

    That too shall pass.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 6 months ago

    Turtle poo. Turtle poo. Fun to say!!

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    “Although you may not want it when you do…”

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    JSH in Dover  6 months ago

    I tried to ignore all of those earlier “course” remarks, but I can’t. It’s simply par for the course!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’ll be the dimpled egg in the middle of the clutch.

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    The Biffman  6 months ago

    “Lost ball” two stroke penalty and re-hit from the tee.

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    mrsdonaldson  6 months ago

    That’s okay. You can keep it.

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    mfrasca  6 months ago

    Playing through.

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    rshive  6 months ago

    For now, it’s an unplayable lie.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Things have to work their way out. Just be patient.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  6 months ago

    They have that problem in Florida but its always with alligators. Golfers never wait, they take the extra stroke and drop. That is probably why they never show the BIG tournaments there. Even a Tiger can not go up against a Gator!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Not if I have a club in my hand and feel like turtle soup for dinner, Capt’n shouty!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    That.. was the inspiration for those ball washing stations.

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    blakerl  6 months ago

    Curls… Now I-I feel sullied and unusual. Yup, I’m good with it! You can keep the ball.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    But, you have to do the digging out!

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Its his fault for looking like the ninth hole in putt- putt golf

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    PAR85  6 months ago

    Keep it.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 6 months ago

    Days? Give John a bunch of prunes.

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    JenSolo02  6 months ago

    Enema

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    Ryan B Premium Member 6 months ago

    Just make sure it’s washed when you give it back.

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    Chithing Premium Member 6 months ago

    Leave it on his pillow.

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    BTO  6 months ago

    Be expecting some discoloration…

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    Statick  6 months ago

    Nope. Forget it. Keep it.

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