B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 08, 2021

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What exactly are you going to attach it to?

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    That can happen when you’re walking.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Splorf? Creative onomatoepoeiae. (Found one dictionary that let me pluralize it like that!)

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    “Giant prehistoric bug attach itself to a human face? Covered it, because at Farmer’s, we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two!”

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    dcdete.  about 1 year ago

    A wind shield? Seems a more accurate name could be giantbugshield.

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    Asharah  about 1 year ago

    Maximum size in insects is determined by oxygen levels in the atmosphere.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 1 year ago

    Instead of “I got bugs in my teeth” it’s “I got my head into a bug’s teeth.”

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    roelof2000  about 1 year ago

    With a bug that big, you’d better invent the crumple zone…

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    kbyrdleroy123  about 1 year ago

    Damn flying insects!

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hum…. This one has yellow stripes. That impact must have really stung.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 1 year ago

    Look on the bright side, dude! At least you didn’t happen to swallow it!

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    Troglodyte  about 1 year ago

    That design has a few bugs, though…

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    sonnygreen  about 1 year ago

    Motorcyclists call it “the fifty pound grasshopper”.

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    KenDHoward1  about 1 year ago

    “Necessity is the Mother of invention … " ~ Plato

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Some days you’re the windshield…..

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What’s the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?

    It’s a$$

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    How can you tell a happy motorcyclist?

    Count the bugs between his teeth.

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    dflak  about 1 year ago

    I don’t usually hit bugs, but since I walk at 5 AM and am sometimes the first person down a particular block since the previous evening, I often faceplant spider webs.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    I thought by now, he would have learned to strain bugs and objects through his teeth…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I call them googles 0-0. (Yeah Googles, because someone has to say it.)

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    morningglory61 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    SPLORF?

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    klapre  about 1 year ago

    Based on panel #2 shouldn’t he be calling it a bug shield?

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    I call that a really big bug or a small low flying aircraft…..

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 1 year ago

    Why isn’t it called a, “Bug shield” or a, “Face shield”?

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    tcayer  about 1 year ago

    If it’s made of stone, it will be tought to see through!

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    ScratchyPDX  about 1 year ago

    Wind wasn’t the problem. Shouldn’t it have been called a Bugshield? ;)

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    paranormal  about 1 year ago

    In England they call it a wind screen…

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    montylc2001  about 1 year ago

    You can always single out the happy motorcyclists by the bug splatters on their teeth.

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    Some big bugs they had in the Miocene

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I was out water skiing with some friends once, and the guy skiing ran smack into a seagull! He said it really hurt!

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    I don’t think that shield would be much help with that bug.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 1 year ago

    From back when Hondas were only thought of as motorcycles:

    Q: How can you tell a happy Honda owner?

    A: By the bugs in his teeth.

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    sheashea  about 1 year ago

    Looks like a set of lungs hit him in the face.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Where did he get the paper and crayons?

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    eddi_tbh  about 1 year ago

    We riders call those B-52 bugs. When they splash, you can’t see until you scrape the remains off your visor

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    The Fly Hunter  about 1 year ago

    This bugs me!

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    wiatr  about 1 year ago

    When I looked at this strip in the paper (B&W) I couldn’t figure out what hit him. I still don’t but it is obviously alive.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 1 year ago

    Getting hit with a bug at 70 miles an hour stings.

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Given the motivation, insect shield would be more appropriate

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Or a splorf shield

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