B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 23, 2021

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    B UTTONS  3 months ago

    That’s my shell that you hated during our marriage, but demanded in the divorce.

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    Crawl out of the can and be a slug.

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    efkasper  3 months ago

    He’s (I guess it’s “he”) probably is safer in the can as long as he keeps his neck away from the lid…shell is easier to crush.

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    dave1960  3 months ago

    Yeah, mind that lid, it looks sharp…..

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is someone suffering metal fatigue?

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    Nuke Road Warrior  3 months ago

    Canned escargot?

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    JohnCL  3 months ago

    A Hermit Snail??

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    He flipped his lid….

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    elbow macaroni  3 months ago

    A prehistoric can…

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    Your supposed to roll your own.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    He could try going shopping like she did.

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Must be her husband……

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    JPuzzleWhiz  3 months ago

    Now we know to whom Hawthorne from Sherman’s Lagoon gave his can to!

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member 3 months ago

    Perhaps that’s why he’s so can-tankerous.

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    davidlwashburn  3 months ago

    Should have been a hermit crab.

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    dv1093  3 months ago

    Wait – isn’t a snail shell attached, like a turtle shell?

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    jango  3 months ago

    A stroll down tin can alley.

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    sobrown51  3 months ago

    I just bought some canned snails recently.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Way to go prehistoric Gary. Now race off and find Cave Pinapple Sponge Bob.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Naw, methinks it just keeps on Fibonacci spiraling.

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    UnklGene  3 months ago

    You could be a Slug!

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    Kip Williams  3 months ago

    While Mom was still lucid, we were at the beach in Corpus Christi, looking for shells. Most of them were fragments, but she found one nice one. I pointed out that there was a hermit crab living in it, and she said “Let’s kill it and steal its shell!”

    Narrator’s voice: They left it there on the beach, and the next day an osprey got it.

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    J. R. M.   3 months ago

    Wonder what he did to wind up in the can.

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    Night-Gaunt49  3 months ago

    So there are still cans of food left over from the now extinct humans while this newer tougher breed eat them. A breed developed to be stronger, more resilient and damage resistant.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    The now extinct hermit snail.

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    rice69922  3 months ago

    This is kind of sad!! It looks like litter :-(

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