B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 16, 2020

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  about 2 years ago

    “Takes me so long that I have forgotten.”

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    macky87  about 2 years ago

    When I was little, I’d do that same move before I told my friend we were having a race. Had to get that head start!

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    rshive  about 2 years ago

    To get some racing decals on his shell.

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    meg_grif  about 2 years ago

    He’s off like a herd of turtles.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “To the shoe store to find some size 20 Jordan’s for these feet.”

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    cubswin2016  about 2 years ago

    I guess one individual’s walking is another individual’s running.

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    JSH in Dover  about 2 years ago

    Those blasted “Speed Demons” make it dangerous for everyone out here!

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    Michael G.  about 2 years ago

    “The rat race starts in two hours!”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I have actually seen a turtle run. Yeah, it was slow.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Going for a quick one with the guys…..

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    joefearsnothing  about 2 years ago

    Running like a banshee outa hell! Gonna get yourself killed! ;o]

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    Two snails on a turtle’s back. One says to the other: “Get ready for the ride of your life!” ☺

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Turtle in front: Im keeping my distance.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Just want to be in front.. don’t want to be rude but you smell like a.. turtle

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    I’ve got a race with a snail.

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    Troglodyte  about 2 years ago

    This too shell pass…

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    Hot date with a real snapper.

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    hsawlrae  about 2 years ago

    Like two 18 wheelers passing each other on the freeway.

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    hsawlrae  about 2 years ago

    W H E E E E E . . .

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    Numbnumb  about 2 years ago

    That is funny!

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    Lightpainter Premium Member about 2 years ago

    They could have used his on a Sunday, and used all those extra frames.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 years ago

    “Where are you running off to?”

    “Trying to break the 15-minute 100-yard dash!”

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