B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 21, 2019

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 3 years ago

    Fire, I’ll take you to burn.

    Fire, I’ll take you to learn.

    I’ll see you burn!

    You fought hard and you saved and learned.

    Fire, to destroy all you’ve done.

    Fire, to end all you’ve become.

    I’ll feel your burn! – Arthur Brown


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    Watcher  over 3 years ago

    You are warm standing next to it, right? You harnessed it.

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Caught red-handed.

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    mrcooncat  over 3 years ago

    Looks like an early ancestor of Festus Hagan ….

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    cubswin2016  over 3 years ago

    I guess brains haven’t been invented yet.

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    joegeethree  over 3 years ago

    Obviously, this branch of early humans died out.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Eureka! You just invented second degree burns and the “emergency room!”

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    1953Baby  over 3 years ago

    Thank you, thank you, thank you . . .for using the word “harness.” I think it’s so STUPID of human beings to talk about “conquering” nature. . .ya CLIMBED Mt. Everest, you arrogant fool, ya didn’t conquer it. . . weather, ocean, land terrain . . . we can affect them, but never conquer them.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Glad bandages were invented back then

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Fire him from the research group.

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    rondm66  over 3 years ago

    Now they can get the women to cook.

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    bookworm0812  over 3 years ago

    Sure, there is! Now you need to invent matches!

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    viking-riverrat  over 3 years ago

    It’s like open up the back of your TV set. Grab the power cables inside. And feel the power of television.

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    michael3114  over 3 years ago

    This is such a stupid theme for the week. They’ve been using fire for years. How do you think Fat Broad cooks dinner?

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the time I had taken the cover off of a failing hard drive at work, and was seeing how long it would continue to be accessible after the spinning disks had been exposed to the air. One of the ladies in the department came in, said something like “ooh, look!” and started moving her finger toward it…


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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    It’s a single use app.

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    Nick Danger  over 3 years ago

    Fire makes a good servant but a bad master.

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    dogday Premium Member over 3 years ago

    First example of technology outstripping man’s IQ?

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    For one thing, it’s Impossible to keep the buckles on the bridle polished.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Asbestos will do it in a few thousand years, and another few hundred years to learn to avoid it.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    The educators have only given them partial information here. Part of the problem of break down in this hastily constructed answer to human extinction from the AGW.

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