Let Grog do it, it’s time for his haircut.
They’ll think it’s pretty hot stuff.
I KNOW! I KNOW!
Let’s have a SALE!!
So… early firemen were actually delivery men.
Fire is nice. But it has some not-so-nice features too.
“What do we do with it?”
“Dunno….I’m still trying to figure out marshmallows.”
Thus The Darwin List began.
…and that is how the expression “flaming idiot” began.
“Yeah, its hot, but probably not as hot as fat broads temper … "
Fire is hot! Do not touch! Danger Will Robinson!
Parallel of old saying: The man who tries to carry a cat home by the tail will receive a lesson that can be gotten in no other way – attributed as are some many such to Mark Twain
if they never made one before, how did they know what to name it?
I wonder how the first guy spinning sticks knew it would make fire?
Next lesson: fire burns.
If you can’t take the fire to Mohamed, or Thor, take him to the fire. Have a s’more Thor.
Maybe it should come with a warning label.
With all of the folks who pour gasoline on an open fire, then sue the gas can companies, I’m not surprised that there are people that stupid in the world.
We invented fire on a Monday. Well that explained everything.
Take them to Memphis and toss them to the protestors.
I’ve carried fire for around six hours (backpacking) in a tinderbox. That little ember is used to start your next fire.
Delivered hot, or it’s free.
Great one, M&H!
They’ll be a Hot Time in The Old Town Tonight.
All hail the flame carrier. He multitasks to carry the flame and drag his new mate at the same time. She could carry it if she were conscience. Maybe not.
Those educating machines help them out. This is a post apocalypse future. Sometimes they are messed up.
Next up, the disco inferno.