The “difference?”
Gee, I dunno. “Feathers?”
Which one do you call — Yellow Cab, Uber, Lyft, Turtle???
Don’t egg him on.
And looks like you’re still afraid of flying.
That’s obnoxious.
John, give him the bird!
Well, since you’ve ‘come out of your shell’, that explains why we’ve never seen another bird like you in this cartoon.
Yeah, well how is that shell extraction going for you, ya hitchhiker.
Hey! we’re talking two different kinds of shells here……5 cents please!
You’re a bird. You live for a couple of years. I’m a tortoise I live for a couple hundred years. That joke was stale when your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather told it.
Oughta hit him with a ‘lame joke’ fee.
The doctor told him he should do something about that parasite on his shell.
Never look a gift turtle in the mouth.
Yeah, make him shell out…
Shell / closet.. who knew.. Guess that is why that species went extinct
They can’t come out of their shells. He isn’t a shellfish. We don’t know how long this Aptyrex lives.
great timing
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The “difference?”
Gee, I dunno. “Feathers?”
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
Which one do you call — Yellow Cab, Uber, Lyft, Turtle???
Mediatech almost 5 years ago
Don’t egg him on.
Watcher almost 5 years ago
And looks like you’re still afraid of flying.
steven01221971 almost 5 years ago
That’s obnoxious.
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
John, give him the bird!
mrcooncat almost 5 years ago
Well, since you’ve ‘come out of your shell’, that explains why we’ve never seen another bird like you in this cartoon.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yeah, well how is that shell extraction going for you, ya hitchhiker.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Hey! we’re talking two different kinds of shells here……5 cents please!
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
You’re a bird. You live for a couple of years. I’m a tortoise I live for a couple hundred years. That joke was stale when your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather told it.
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
Oughta hit him with a ‘lame joke’ fee.
blakerl almost 5 years ago
The doctor told him he should do something about that parasite on his shell.
JohnHarry Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Never look a gift turtle in the mouth.
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
Yeah, make him shell out…
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Shell / closet.. who knew.. Guess that is why that species went extinct
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
They can’t come out of their shells. He isn’t a shellfish. We don’t know how long this Aptyrex lives.
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
great timing