B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 03, 2019


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    Mordock999 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The “difference?”

    Gee, I dunno. “Feathers?”

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    Farside99  about 1 year ago

    Which one do you call — Yellow Cab, Uber, Lyft, Turtle???

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    Mediatech  about 1 year ago

    Don’t egg him on.

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    Watcher  about 1 year ago

    And looks like you’re still afraid of flying.

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    steven01221971  about 1 year ago

    That’s obnoxious.

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    Troglodyte  about 1 year ago

    John, give him the bird!

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    mrcooncat  about 1 year ago

    Well, since you’ve ‘come out of your shell’, that explains why we’ve never seen another bird like you in this cartoon.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yeah, well how is that shell extraction going for you, ya hitchhiker.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Hey! we’re talking two different kinds of shells here……5 cents please!

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    DanFlak  about 1 year ago

    You’re a bird. You live for a couple of years. I’m a tortoise I live for a couple hundred years. That joke was stale when your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather told it.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Oughta hit him with a ‘lame joke’ fee.

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    blakerl  about 1 year ago

    The doctor told him he should do something about that parasite on his shell.

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    JohnHarry Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Never look a gift turtle in the mouth.

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    ChessPirate  about 1 year ago

    Yeah, make him shell out…

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    oh2bsane  about 1 year ago

    Poor John. He has a lot on his shoulders today.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Shell / closet.. who knew.. Guess that is why that species went extinct

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    great timing

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