What’s the Principal gonna do? Make Him “Stand by the Dung Beetle??”
He would do well in creative writing class.
Caulfield from “Frazz” as an ant.
Some teachers have no mercy. That’s why we learn to have principles.
What’s his name , Jackaint Blues ,maybe?
At least his excuse was half original.
And then, the eatanter scarfed up Mom and Dad and our next door neighbors!
His day is going to get rougher
who’s his dog…..Marmaduke?
Kid: “My dog ate my homework.” Teacher: “Your homework was a presentation about your parents.” Kid: “That was it”
She’s heard them all!
When everything in the world is bigger than you, you got to learn to be tough.
So, what you gonna do when your dog really does eat your homework? Bring the poop for proof?
You think that is bad? Wait until the giant, long tongue comes down the entrance!
Say hello to Agnes.
…Wait! You didn’t let me tell you about the great yellow flood!
You may have a hill, but everything is under ground.
With that nose I’m wondering if the kid might be related to Grog or maybe Rodney of Id.