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B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 11, 2018

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    wiatr Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Red Green’s prehistoric relative?

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    Sisu60  almost 3 years ago

    my first thought a early relative of Tim Allen, but I like Red Green better

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    hfergus Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If it moves and it shouldn’t – duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should – WD-40.

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    bateria  almost 3 years ago

    Wise words of revelation indeed!!!!!!

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    Old US Navy axiom: if it moves, salute it. If is doesn’t, paint it gray.

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    John Wiley Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …except if it’s John Deere agriculture equipment.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    In B.C.? Haw. Fake News!

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    DanFlak  almost 3 years ago

    This is part on my theological thesis that God does not have a gender. If God were a woman would she invent PMS and labor pains. God could not be a man since the universe is not held together with duck tape. (Yes, the “correct” etymology is “duck” not “duct” although both are used.)

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    Uncle Dan  almost 3 years ago

    The first Millwright!!

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    viking-riverrat  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t forget bailing wire, bubble gum & super glue !!!

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    matzam Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    wd-40 is the worst choice for actual oiling purposes

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    As a former submarine mechanic, I have to add 2 items.

    Vise Grips® and a hammer.

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    julianhoward  almost 3 years ago

    you need zip ties, too.

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    joefearsnothing  almost 3 years ago

    If those two things don’t fix it, they aren’t worth fixing!

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    Homer J  almost 3 years ago

    You forgot ball peen hammer. That completes the trinity.

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    drycurt  almost 3 years ago

    Unless the batteries are dead.

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    pnmiq  almost 3 years ago

    Oatmeal and a few not well chosen words works for me.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 3 years ago

    “I’m a caveman, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.”

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    Airbender  almost 3 years ago

    In the movie “Grand Torino”. Clint Eastwood’s character, Walt Kowalski, famously said, “Take these three items right here. You can have this. WD-40, vise grips, and some duct tape. Any man worth his salt can do half the household chores with just those three things.”

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    guyjen2004  almost 3 years ago

    I’ve recently used Gorilla Tape for a couple things and find it better than duck tape. I want me some of that 100mph or 90mph tape, though. :)

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    I heard duck tape was useful for times when you are trying to get all your ducks in a row. I know eeeeeew

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    Mediatech  almost 3 years ago

    Some things can only be fixed with flowers…

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    whelan_jj  almost 3 years ago

    Tape is good for most stuff but sometimes you need baling wire or the modern day equivalent: nylon cable ties.

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    COL Crash  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t forget about baling wire too.

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    cosman  almost 3 years ago

    My go-to lube: PB B’laster..Besides, it was made the year i was born ! blastercorp.com/PB-Blaster-Penetrant-remove-stuck-parts-spray

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    viking-riverrat  almost 3 years ago

    The Army taught me that you can fix any thing with the proper placement of high explosives. Or a bigger hammer.

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