B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 16, 2015

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    Kaputnik  almost 7 years ago

    I guess that means Grog is running. Maybe they could leave it up to the wingless voter with hairy feathers.

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    phylum  almost 7 years ago

    don’t run and vote a write in for yourself…your in…

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    ydoodle  almost 7 years ago

    GOP. O my

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    rshive  almost 7 years ago

    The Fat Broad wins — by voter intimidation.

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    jtviper7  almost 7 years ago

    He’s back…I vote for ’ what’s good for the people ’.

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    Partyalldatyme  almost 7 years ago

    I vote for Captain Swann.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 7 years ago

    Draw straws…

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    dflak  almost 7 years ago

    I’m running for president. Why not, everyone else is.

    My platform: not every illegal immigrant is a felon.

    People should not have to work harder and be more productive to increase the CEO’s bonus.

    It’s OK to own a gun. You just can’t use, buy, sell or manufacture one, (basing this on Marijuana laws in most states).

    I will not delete 32,000 emails from my private server.

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  almost 7 years ago

    Not by rule of Pluto??

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  almost 7 years ago

    Anyhoo, the hopeless division resulted in the universe of BC having no government — other than that of the ants.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I’m voting a straight Apathy party ticket.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I’m voting the Letzavah Party.

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  almost 7 years ago

    @danketaz“I’m voting a straight Apathy party ticket.”.Or not voting a straight Apathy Party ticket?.I want the voting laws changed to consider all registered voters or perhaps even citizens as having voted in favor of whoever gets the most votes with the exception being that anyone receiving a majority of actual votes as being NOT THIS ONE will be considered unacceptable..In case nobody was voted acceptable, a new election would be held with those previously rejected not considered until the next regular election..Thus if voters decided D and R were unacceptable, but I or G or C or N all were, the one of those with the most actual votes would be elected. So carefully decide who to allow for consideration. Don’t vote for Martin Sheen’s DEAD ZONE character..If you thought they were all acceptable, pick one but don’t mark any of them as NOT THIS ONE and your vote will be counted as overriding the weirdos who rejected all out of hand. You could also show that some of the fringe parties were absolutely unacceptable if you found them to be so..Not sure how to handle write-ins for the general election, also don’t believe the government should be involved in Primaries since that is simply political parties picking their nominees. On the other hand, don’t see where it does a whole lot of harm unless they let people who are not part of the party pick the nominees of the party.

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    jbmlaw01  almost 7 years ago

    Dear dflak, “My platform: not every illegal immigrant is a felon.” Does that mean your policies are set f/b/o the 1%ers?

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    neverenoughgold  almost 7 years ago

    As Chicago’s mayor Daly was reported to say, “Vote early and vote often…”

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    Jim Kerner Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    As Red Skelton’s character Sheriff Dead Eye said running for Sheriff again. "Friends and you are my friends. I come before you, to stand beside you. To speak upon something I know nothing about. Makes sense to me.

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    gammaguy  almost 7 years ago

    It’ll be a secret ballot. They’re not gonna tell you who won.

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