Even I can beat that.Two drunks were walking down the sidewalk after drinking all night. One says, “The moon sure is bright tonight.” The other replies, “We’ve been drinking all night… that’s the sun!” They argue until they encounter another drunk and ask him to settle it. The third drunk squints at the bright orb for a moment and replies, “How should I know? I don’t live around here!”Henny Youngman, I think.
Leroy about 9 years ago
You mean other species??
Major_JF about 9 years ago
But a circle does have a side. In fact it has 2 sides! An inside.And an Outside.:)
cdward about 9 years ago
Try to look at it from a different angle.
flagmichael about 9 years ago
Even I can beat that.Two drunks were walking down the sidewalk after drinking all night. One says, “The moon sure is bright tonight.” The other replies, “We’ve been drinking all night… that’s the sun!” They argue until they encounter another drunk and ask him to settle it. The third drunk squints at the bright orb for a moment and replies, “How should I know? I don’t live around here!”Henny Youngman, I think.
RoseHawke about 9 years ago
That should be “Whose”. “Who’s” is a contraction of “Who is”. :)
favm about 9 years ago
Why didn’t you?
bornfree99 about 9 years ago
hate to burst your bubble, a circle has 2 sides. inside and outside.
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
I can see we’re going to go round and round on this…
goweeder about 9 years ago
“OK, I finally got around to leaving a comment.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don’t expect anyone to respond to your comment. Oh, wait — I just did !
Kip W about 9 years ago
Did Pastis become radioactive and bite the BC writer?
Doublejake Premium Member about 9 years ago
… and then the triangle joined the debate and babbled on confusingly until one of the rectangles finally asked, “Do you have a point?”
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Aw come on, everybody knows Who’s On First …
mrsdonaldson about 9 years ago
Wrong version of who, should be whose. Great joke though! My husband rolled his eyes when I told it to him.
Jules934 about 9 years ago
Yep — 2 sides.