He can’t compare because they are apples and oranges, and he is a fruit! The sign says so!
This one is making me bananas.
They keep saying you can’t compare apples and oranges. I can. An apple is red and distinctly non-spherical; an orange is orange and nearly spherical. So, what’s the big problem?
— George Carlin
Apple Cider or Orange-Aid ?That IS the question,
As I sat and ate my orange
Looking out upon the range
I had perchance the offer to dine
And enjoy an expensive wine
To accompany the taste of my orange
Perhaps a glass of fine Hermatige, Grange