Or you could just say. Oh waiter.
Anyone calling out “Hey, you” deserves a glass of water in his/her lap.
I know someone who will call out in a crowded area— like the aisle of Home Depot— “Hey, you! With the face!”, just to see how many people turn and look.
Obviously he lacks manners or is just an idiot?
About as rude and crude as it gets.
i always treat the wait staff with the greatest respect – you never know what they’ll do to your food…
At my brother’s high school graduation our sister was trying to get his attention for a picture, finally yelling out “Hey, Stupid!” Half the graduating class turned around.