“Exit stage left”? Heavens to Murgatroyd!
Make it ‘Dueling Banjos’, and have the starter yell ‘Squeal like a pig’, and it’ll give all the runners ‘an incentive to set a faster pace’.
What distance would be required to shuffle off to Buffalo?
Send this strip to Frazz.
Or instead of banjo….
Well, the only racing video games I like offer options to attack other racers….